I have no clue where we're going but i'm right behind you
A pornstar just told me she gets 18000 for anal. Felt bad about my wife, she doesn't even get a warning
When you're having sex and your head keeps slamming into the wall so he puts a pillow up to help you

My sex life is like a Ferrari

I don't have a Ferrari
Her: name your fantasy and I'll do it

Me: ok so put duck tape over your mouth

Her: ooo kinky, go on

Me: and that's it
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome, then I know why everyone calls you handsome
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