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FUNNY RETIREMENT
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SHARE My retirement plan is to spend money on things that will significantly reduce my lifespan
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SHARE Gone to the beach. Be back never
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SHARE Who cares. I'm retired
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SHARE The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
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SHARE It is better to live rich than to die rich
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SHARE A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job
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SHARE There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job
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SHARE Do it yourself I'm retired
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SHARE I'm going to my happy place. Be back never
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SHARE For me retiring wasn't hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make
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SHARE When I was younger, I thought about retiring
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SHARE Sanders was a friend of chickens
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SHARE For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things
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SHARE No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped
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SHARE Never get out of bed before noon
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SHARE Every time I try to retire, or even think of retiring from acting, my agent comes up with a script
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SHARE I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early
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