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SHARE If you get a booty call at 3:00 a.m you probably weren't first on the list
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SHARE i need to have sex. It's been too long
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SHARE Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too
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SHARE I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding
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SHARE Erectile dysfunction turns me on
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SHARE I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you
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SHARE Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby
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SHARE Less stress. More sex
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SHARE It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex
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SHARE Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper
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SHARE He's not my boyfriend, he's just somebody I'm trying on
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SHARE Others have sex in the kitchen I eat in bed
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SHARE If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave our legs, they would demand kinkier sex
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SHARE Let me get this straight: I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex?
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SHARE Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty
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SHARE Be naked when I come home
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SHARE Blow me
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SHARE Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics
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SHARE My sexual preference is often
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SHARE It's Sunday, I just want pancakes and sex
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SHARE I'm a lover, not a fighter - unless you like it rough
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SHARE Keep dreaming nerd. Just another girl who won' t sleep with you
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SHARE That look you get when you' re caught having sex with a stuffed animal head
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SHARE Condoms are like umbrellas. When you have them, it never rains
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